by m.a.a November 17, 2007
When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.
Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!
Dude 2: Lame!
Dude 2: Lame!
by Brian Moreau September 26, 2007
The noise you hear on the other end of the phone when someone's cell phone key pad got mashed in their pocket and accidentally called you. The person who called doesn't even know they've called.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
The sound is usually a combination of static, muffled voices, loud bar music, or inaudible random conversation.
This often leads to incredibly long phone messages, and potentially large long-distance charges.
by AmyT June 06, 2007
When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket
This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours
by Joey 240 December 18, 2016
Is an attractive older gay male under 5’5 with a strong presence that is consistently surrounded by twinks.
by Lillucky April 30, 2020
The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)
Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
Coined by SizeQueenSupreme
He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
by Sukebe- No Kotoba August 31, 2008
1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.
2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.
1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.
2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"
by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008