plasterer's pocket

Phrase used to describe the dryness of one's mouth in the morning,after a night out on the beer.

"Christ,I've got a hangover from hell and a mouth like a plasterer's pocket"

by J Strummer September 6, 2006

Pocket dance

1. n. The strange ritual in which a person will pat each and every pocket on their clothing, with a possible foray(s) into their bag. Conducted when an individual tries to find their phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc. in a moment of panic, as they realise that the item in question is not where they remember placing it.

2. v. to conduct aforesaid movements in an effort to find aforementioned phone/wallet/keys/ticket, etc.

1. Upon realising that his phone was not in his hip pocket, the man did a brief pocket dance, only to discover the offending gadget was in fact in his top jacket pocket.

2. "Ha, look at that guy over there pocket dancing!"

by Shari Keogh March 10, 2008

Pocket Picture

When storage of a cell phone in your pocket results in many unwanted photos. Usually completely black and just taking up phone storage space.

Dude 1: Man, I had my phone in my pocket all day and now I have an album full of Pocket Pictures!

Dude 2: Lame!

by Brian Moreau October 10, 2007

Party Pocket

The partay pocket - the breast pocket of your most finely pressed shirt. In the depths of this pocket you will find 2 of the stickiest of the ickiest pinnairs and lighter to satisfy your party needs

Man i am drunk as balls what do you say we hit that party pocket and go down to the river and piss on all the homeless people

by the bruijns March 25, 2007

Pocket hands

When you have reck it Ralph hands and you struggle to get them out from your pocket in time when you fall over and then end up face planting. Often associated with Liams

Liam turner has dirty pocket hands

by SparkyEveriss April 22, 2020

Pocket Goblin

A word to describe your small friends

(friend 1): "(friend 2) is so small that they're a pocket goblin!"

by Saki_<3 January 15, 2021

Pocket mushroom

When someone has an erection and to keep it from showing you hold the tip of your dick through your pocket

This pretty girl bended over in front of me at work today I had to hold my pocket mushroom for hours

by Joey 240 December 18, 2016