Parenthood

One who influences spawn through immaturity and pessimisim.

John, influenced by the cynical duties of parenthood, reminded his son that people die every day.

by SuperHappyGuy February 19, 2022

parentium

Da "base metal" element dat represents how children views their parents.

Well-behaved and frugal-minded youngsters may indeed have total respect for their mom and dad, and consider them to be their loyal/caring parentium; da problem arises when you introduce da somewhat-opposite-natured element "auntimony" into da mix, since said unwarranted generosity of funds tends to make said formerly-content-with-a-merely-modest-existence little ones greedy and always wanting more.

by QuacksO February 26, 2022

Parental amnesia

Missing out on tasks and duties because parental duties take precedence.

The polite way of using your child as an excuse.

Most common in parents of children aged 5 and under.

Sorry couldn’t call you last night, freaking parental amnesia doesn’t let me keep track of things.

by Ashfaq Qayuum Hayat March 7, 2022

parent

a person's father or mother.

those are my parents

by smolbeans April 26, 2022

Parent Text

When a Mother/Father/parental guidan is upset with you, and sends a essay instead of a text.

Person "I forgot to do the dishes before I left, and now I got a parent Text from my mom".

by i_love_fancy_bread September 12, 2022

parental affair

In that one episode of kimmy schmidt kimmy cheats of her boyfriend with his parents she said there was no definition but here we are.

i have no example parental affair does involve sex you pervs

by bbbbboby November 22, 2022

Parent Friend

It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.

They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble

"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"

by IceTea124 December 3, 2022