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if it's smaller than 5 inches, get ready to get judged, friend.
Craig: oh dude how big is your penis
James: y'all gonna be surprised on how big it is
Penis by lmfao dude December 5, 2019
a long thing boys or men stick in girls men and woman and boys
Dude 1: My penis is bigger!

Dude 2: so what I can stick my penis deep though

Dude one runs to police
Penis by Le girl Alex December 7, 2019
you already know what it means, why do you have to search it up!!!!
You are a Penis
Penis is normally what only the superior can ahve a taste of.It is most commonly used by slutty girls who are going through a break up and want revenge sex.Most women now in 2019 would much prefer the juiciness of some old wmens clit, hower there still is women who do love dick and have sexual fantasies about that stiff dick penetrating their tight pussy.You should always keep hold of them straight people because they are the only people who can multiply on this earth.
Guy1;Swear everybody hates penis
Guy2;No i love it penetrating my ass
penis by rebecca big batty December 11, 2019
Guy 1: Guy 3’s penis is tiny.
Guy 2: Yeah.
Guy 3, masturbating: Oh, what a big one I have
penis by idsayivegonewild December 14, 2019
a weapon used to chop people in half
police: He is unarmed.

thanos: I am armed; I have a penis.
penis by YulTheWizard December 16, 2019