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orgasmate

Now, as one ages, the capacity to orgasmate (have orgasms and masturbate) decreases steeply.
To be able to orgasmate abundantly, was the hallmark of successful youthfulness!
by Scimitar May 29, 2022
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Weather orgasm

Omg I just weather orgasmed”
by Sierradream October 8, 2019
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orgasm

a hot thing; climax point of sex where a party it more is experiencing extra pleasure. usually cumming.
example:

Colby- “Daddy, I think I’m having an orgasm.”
Jack- “Cum for me pretty boy.”
by i_wanna_be_ur-pretty-boy-daddy November 7, 2022
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Knowledge orgasm

The moment when you realise that you are an absolute fucking genius and smarter than albert einstein
random don: 'OH MY LORD IM AN ABSOLUTE FUCKING GENIUS JESUS CHRIST IM SO SMART'
random don 2: wow he must be having a knowledge orgasm
by nathan rice son of rufus September 24, 2022
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depressed orgasm

Let me explain this wonderful term ...
It is a sunny , warm morning , you lay on the grass and the wind is blowing through your fineass hair ... you look around and feel wonderful as if you can feel the earth breathing , then a wonderful fineass man like jack gyllenhaal gets down on you , best bj you ever had.. but suddenly you witness a feeling of darkness because you know jack is just a simulation by the matrix , that wonderful ass orgasm is not real ... u’re getting depressed BUT in a good way because you know you won’t lose your beloved jack , he will always be in ur heart
Friend: “Hey , did you play the last of us?”
Me:” yeah dude, it gave me an depressed orgasm.”
Friend:” damn nice !”
by Yeva.jam December 14, 2017
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orgasm

something that you never had but wish you did.
Hey babe, what's an orgasm?

something that you never had-
by im mommy May 26, 2022
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Orgasm-O-Matic

A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
“Yeah I’m alone this Valentine’s Day, I’m gonna dust off the Orgasm-O-Matic”
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
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