Onion dough-spin

The act of shoving an onion up your lover's anus while having sex with them, after that you flip their body onto their front side and cram pizza dough into their vagina.

"Bro, I just gave my girlfriend an Onion dough-spin last night"

by becauseimapotato May 15, 2016

onionpus

1.) An octopus with the head of an onion/ an onion with the tentacles of an octopus.

Oh hey bruh look at that snazzy onionpus over there.
Wow man no need to be an onionpus.

by PotatoesRUs May 24, 2016

Onion Jar

That guy who knows absolutely everything yet lacks any ability to apply said knowledge. He can tell you everything about the processes gone into making the glass jar, how many onions the jar contains, chemical composition of the pickling vinegar, what type of onions they are .... yet has the complete inability to take the lid off.

"Here Jeff, that new project manager is a right ONION JAR, hadn't got a clue which way to turn the spanner to undo that nut!"

by dgh938peg June 14, 2016

Onion log

A short skinny person who sleeps like a log

I'm so fat! I can hardly sleep anymore

Nono no your an onion log

by Thatonegirlwhohefellinlovewith August 20, 2016

onion blossom

When a girl has a huge sweet ass but the smell is so bad it brings tears to your eyes.

That girl had a sweet turd cutter but the bitch had an onion blossom.

by AWetFart March 20, 2017

Onion

Onion is the correct way of spelling onision

Onion is such a cuck!

by duh-jenter February 20, 2017

oniony

Possessing onion like qualities.

Eat an oniony bag of dicks

by RedRocket666 February 23, 2017