who shot john

by Alfadude November 24, 2004
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A guy who acts totally on sexual impulse rather than asserting self control and fails to realize that this does nothing to satisfy a woman and only leads to making him look like an idiot who a woman will never respect
"He just checked out my ass and now just wants to hump me, men who think with their penis just don't have a clue"
by ableventure November 24, 2013
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Who Would Jesus Bomb?

A phrase most often seen on bumper stickers and t-shirts, it is a variation of the often heard "What Would Jesus Do?" slogan.

The phrase points out the obvious hypocrisy of Christians who support wars, particularly those wars that bomb innocent civilians and create a great deal of collateral damage.

The logic works as follows;
1) Jesus was a pacifist, and taught his followers to be as such. ("turn the other cheek," "love thy enemy," etc.)
2)Christians live by the teachings of Christ.
3)Many, though not all, Christians are the first to support the invasion of other countries, and are, therefore, not acting in a pacifist manner.
4)These Christians are in direct contradiction of the teaching's of Jesus.
5)These Christians (the war mongering Christians) are hypocrites.

In a word, the rejection of war-mongering Christian Conservatism.
Pat Robertson is driving behind a hippie, and see's a bumper sticking asking, "Who Would Jesus Bomb?" Mr. Robertson immediately realizes that he has been in contradiction of his most profound religious beliefs (Christianity) and drives into a wall in shame.
by myoldways April 10, 2009
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Girls who eat carrots

The best kind of girls. Used by the one and only Louis Tomlinson.
Definition of word: the girls that Tommo likes.
Used in a sentence: I like girls who eat carrots
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Girls who eat carrots

A slang that’s been trending for so long it’s like Watermelon Sugar
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Girls who eat carrots

“I like girls that eat carrots” -Louis Tomlinson

Meaning “I like girls who like blowjobs

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Louis: I like girls who eat carrots...
Niall: 😂*WTF*
Liam: *you like girls????*
Zayn: *did you say girls??????*

Harry: 👁👄👁*girls?!?!?!?!*
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can't argue with who knows

Response to someone's statement of "who knows".
Kevin: "Wow, your son sure has his pick of colleges. Where do you think he'll end up?"
Billy: "Probably one of the Ivy Leagues. But who knows."
Kevin: "Can't argue with who knows."
by stockman09 January 02, 2010
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