OFFICER ASSIST

The act of inserting or extracting something in or out of the colon with self or other help.

i needed to make a deposit for the toilet bank, so a little finger gave me an officer assist with my prison wallet!

by robetitcussin February 23, 2019

Office

Commonly used Kiwi slang used to describe an indoor sesh spot.

E.g: garage, abandoned house etc.

- "Just gonna go clock into the office with the boys."

by xZelll March 7, 2019

Office Period

When everyone in the office rotates bad moods for a week at a time until the cycle starts all over again.

Wow! I went to the dentist's today and they were all in a bad mood. They were definitely experiencing an office period.

by amusedchimera January 2, 2019

Office door mat

Referred to as the office administrator. Others will pile shit on your plate and pull you in 5 different ways. Accomplishing any task of will become nearly impossible. People will copy you in on emails and tell other people that you will be reaching out to them. This covers ones ass., but not yours. You will be paid less than 95% of people in a company. If you are hourly you will be will the first person at the office in the morning and the last one to leave.

Thanks Sharon, our office door mat will reach out to you to insert task here.

by Chet Chestsky September 20, 2018

Officer snowflake

Person 10:Did you see Drew durnils acting in his old YouTube video I know it was cringe right.
Person 2:yeah it was funny to.

Drew durnil did a great job being officer snowflake

by lbert August 10, 2022

Officer Tim

The most famous man in KHS. He doesn’t even learn anything here, and everyone loves him. Has a theme song, his face on trading cards, and someone dressed up as him for Halloween. Coolest man ever.

Officer Tim’s a cool cat, bro.

by notabandkid May 11, 2022

office

1. off his 2. no longer active or good at activity of choice or selection. 3. boring 4. lame

your dribble game in basketball is office.

by callmecer October 27, 2022