nut swinger

A person that represents someone (famous) to the point that they might as well be hanging off their nuts.

Kid 1: Oh I love 50 cent! Hes the best! I have all his cds, posters, clothes, everything!

Kid 2 to Kid 3: Yo, Kid 1 is one of the biggest nut swingers I've ever seen.

by G-funk the allstar December 28, 2005

Nut-cheeks

The outside edges of a male's scrotum.

"Gerald was slapped in his nut-cheeks and was incapacitated for nearly 7 minutes."

"Craig could feel that his nut-cheeks were swollen after Betty had teased him for hours; yet he couldn't manage to seal the deal."

by J-Floz April 8, 2010

Jack Nut

Someone, or something that is not worth a Fuck.

My new Supervisor is a Jack Nut.

by Carlito's Buey January 8, 2011

Noodle Nuts

Some one that is a dumb ass or does a
bone head move or is Absent minded

Dude you just ate the cat food
and not the tuna...your such a
noodle nuts

by jpmcg0 February 24, 2007

above the nut

cool,awesome,amazing,incredible,over the top

"dude that song is ABOVE THE NUT!"

by arturojaime February 9, 2008

zonkie nut

tiny partials of shit that accumulate around ones anal beard is more commonly known as a zonkie nut !

I ( john ) just found a zonkie nut in the shower

by ken dogging September 22, 2015

Nut Shot

A very painful hit to the balls on men that normally takes them to the ground. Even though, it should never be used and is very unhonorable. If you are a guy and do this to another guy you will have broken the worst law of the bro-code and shall be punished to death.

"Omg that nut shot hurt so bad!"

by Kord ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ June 3, 2020