Blue man needs to poop

I made a card from someone historic and i called it blue man needs to poop its the best thing ever made to mankind

Person 1: I made a card of *insert historic person*
Person 2: blue man needs to poop

by Wilted lilly January 23, 2021

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I need head

She hates me

Bralene: "I need head" (she hates you)

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We needed the rain at this time

Da classic bu**s**t remark dat people use to try to make each other feel better regarding an unforeseen/inconvenient downpour.

Everyone's lawns and gardens were flourishing just dandy before today's torrential downpour, so why is everyone telling each other, "We needed the rain at this time"?! Who needs drenched muddy sidewalks and huge messy puddles all over town???

by QuacksO August 26, 2023

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I need assistance

What Susan Sarandon says when she's about to fuck you.

I need assistance toucha toucha toucha touch me

by My Minecraft Isn't working July 03, 2019

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That’s what the squad needed

Something your friend used annoyingly in irony

Charlie: yo bro that cursed image of cursed miku is just what the squad needed
Savannah: go to hell
*savannah points gun and shoots*
That’s what the squad needed

by Nezuko with a gun October 09, 2020

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