Murph

See also: Doucher, Tool, Brick

An adult that behaves like an adolescent. Living out his fantasies in public while making a complete ass of his/her self. A true dolt, likable but will bore you with flat earth theories and anti vaccine propaganda.

Take that damn helmet off Murph, stop acting like an idiot.

by EagleEyed April 22, 2021

Murphing

The inability to leave high school behind, more specifically high school football. Always occurs in individuals with insufficient talent to play college football. Usually accompanied with poor grammar combined with inaccurate urban slang. Most frequently found in 40 something white males with way too much social media interaction.

Dude, that guy is totally murphing out. Why is he playing unpaid tackle football at 40? Is he trying to get drafted?

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

murphs law

The Law that states Murph is the baddest middle aged baller in the land. No one hunts down tackles like Murph. No one posts to the ‘gram and Twitter like Murph. No one honks it louder than Murph. It’s Murph’s world, we just live here.

He be ballin, yo. Damn straight, it’s Murph. You kno he be ballin, been dat way since the eighth grade. It’s Murphs Law, he got the drip too.

by EagleEyed April 26, 2021

Murphed

(v) making out with britton murphy at a party

1: Yo who got Murphed last night?

2: Like 7 people dude!

by Yoooboi May 18, 2021

Murphic

Meaning amazing, A person that refers too gay furry porn as "hot"

That person really sounds like a murphic

by Gayfurrypornlover<3 August 31, 2021

Murphree

defined - A guy who is of the mega chad ethnicity and is athletically fit. A white washed boy who isn't afraid of protecting the people he cares about.

Jenna:"Did you see that Murphree guy over there?"
Jessica:"Yeah he was so hot!"

by Murphree October 4, 2021

Morphyn

Useless pony , little dumb bitch, loneliest mtfk on earth, 24/7 poker face.

We called our new pony -> Morphyn

by anonymous October 6, 2021