Mountain Woman

A robust Woman of Tyrolean Origin

Always on the look out for her Mountain Man this alpine beauty has a whole lot of love to give... and one or two schnitzels

Frau Hospiz

by RunDMG March 23, 2004

Mountain-Fag

A butch gay man that grew up in the mountains; riding horses, chasings cows, working on the ranch, riding dirtbikes, wrenching on cars, drinking and fistfighting with the cousins. Just a good old country fag, not some sissy la la little queen.

David's a Mountain-Fag, he ain't afraid to drink some whiskey and get in a fistfight. Unlike Stephen who is a screaming little queen, and might break a nail if he gets in a fight.

by tongochim69 February 3, 2010

mountain dew whore

a man or women who exchanges sexual favors in return for mountain dew

Betsy gave Joey a blow job at the supermarket because he gave her a bottle of mountain dew, because she is a "mountain dew whore"

by anon4u April 15, 2012

mountain high mush

When you have someone lay down underneath you, and you squat down and take a dump on there face.

I just gave this jerk a mountain high mush

by mountain high mush September 14, 2014

Mountain Goat

An ugly ratchet hoe

Person 1: Yo, did see Hailey today?
Person 2: Yea, she looked like Mountain goat with that ugly ass weave.

by BigBootyJo June 17, 2015

chuff mountain

chuff mountain is a gay mans buttocks
So called because its a mountain flesh with a tunnel sunk into it.

Dave gave it some horn as he steamed up chuff mountain and drove the pink cadillac into bourneville boullevard

by Swilly February 28, 2008

MOUNT SAINT HOLLA-BACK

Same as Mount Saint Holla but with a role reversal. The man ingests lubricant whilst the woman (who wears a strap-on) takes a shit. The man then vomits the lube on the dildo and takes it up the ass while the woman continues her dump.

"My woman had a bad curry but we made the best of a bad situation when she gave me the ol' Mount Saint Holla-Back".

by Loe-tokes May 31, 2006