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Monochronic

A portmanteau of monocracy and chronic syndrome. It represents any totalitarian, autocrat, or parental behaviour or action which neglects other individuals' freedom of thought, expression, or action.

It could stand also for a certain strict or orthodox way of education and upbringing which depends on brainwashing and inheritance of attitudes and thoughts from ancestors, rather than creativity and rational analysis, especially in oriental societies.
One of the main reasons behind the exclusive Islamist terrorism is the monochronic way of education and upbringing.
by Ahmed Zidan December 31, 2010
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MONORAIL

1 : Partaking in intercourse aggressively enough that the other participant believes there are multiple partners.

2 : A one man train.
He was so aggressive last night, I thought there were eight of them, it was hard to believe it was just a monorail.
by JP's November 19, 2016
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frog monocle

An undefined or secret sexual position, usually used by inexperienced people as a joke when friends refer to the "rusty trombone" or other position. It is debated weather the frog monocle is a real position, or a joke, as the "alligator fuckhouse."
Used as a verb, i.e.: "I'm going to frog monocle you, sexy"
NOUN a noun, as in "Let's do the frog monocle."

Hey, I gave that chick a pearl necklace
Yeah, I was busy with...uh, givin' her the ol' frog monocle.
by Taylor02 April 14, 2008
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monocle

when a chap cums around a girls eye
"he just gave me a monocle"

"want a monocle bitch?"
by neil057 September 6, 2007
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vagina monologue

A queef, or other noise from a vagina or a conversation that a woman might have with her vagina as if it were alive.
I bent over to tie my shoe when my pussy decided it wanted to have a vagina monologue.

My girlfriend thought it would be funny to have a vagina monologue when I turned her down for sex.
by Michael B. Finch March 28, 2008
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Monomamaphatitous

Noun - Describing a girl with one tit bigger than the other
Noun- "I got to second base with Veronica and it turns out she has one huge tit and one small one"
"I've never seen a girl with monomamaphatitous, was it hideous?"
"You bet"
by Butt-nut December 31, 2006
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Monofied

That Freddy boy is a monofied fuck!
by Patrick159 March 4, 2009
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