Mongis

A mongis is someone who does stupid stuff.

Sindre -Can you give me the cable?
Yngve -GiVe mE Cane I YOU CABLE
Sindre -Fakkin mongis...

by Blaster5000 November 1, 2022

Mongolian Lima bean

The Mongolian Lima bean is magical sexual encounter where the man heads south on his female counterpart and performs traditional Mongolian throat singing which allows the sensational vibrations to “flick the bean” and help the woman reach her climax

Jazz keeps talking about how her man performed the Mongolian Lima Bean last night and she has been floating ever since.

by Koni Rinib November 27, 2022

Mongolian uncle

An uncle whos stock is on the rise

My Mongolian Uncle is now worth more than Zara

by Ethiopian Uncle December 5, 2022

Mongolian Lunchbox

When a girl rides your face so hard it warms up all your face “meat” just like the Mongolians did with their beef. AMEN

Hey baby doll why don’t you come over here and get yourself a Mongolian Lunchbox!

by Pump&Dump Daddy December 9, 2022

Mongo

Used in golf for someone who tries to play a 3 wood from deep rough despite it not working the previous 2 attempts

For fuck sake Paolo hurry up and chip out, your being a mongo again

by Paulc87 December 24, 2022

Mongoose tossing

When an Amy or any other cunty lass dont shave their box for months. Once they reach the pinnacle they are rewardef with dog clippers and a drink. As they shave the hair off in rows the thick clumps resemble a mongoose being tossed. Same time when they get clipper bite their leg hits medicine cabinet it makes a rattling sound that could be confussed for RIKI TIKI TAVI.

Dude when Amy goes mongoose tossing its a blessing. Her twat follicles are like little metal springs.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Mongo Booty

Massive Booty (double cheeked up)

Damn bro… she got a mongo booty

by Bigbunz88 February 22, 2023