An extremely nice guy, great with girls, good friends, but god is he stupid. Although he means well, a Mitch typically finds himself in situations where he is being held at gunpoint by multiple gangs/mafias/close friends.
MITCH says:
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
hey man, do you need help with your homework
ANDY- i need homework help from ANNNYYONE!! says:
...na man... i'm alright...
by Chris Boost July 23, 2009
Get the Mitch mug.a mitch is a usually a boy who is trapped in life, doesnt know weather he wants to be straight gay or bi sexual, loves touching arab pee pees and putting a digit in a old mans arse, likes to masturbate while lighting candles. for fun mitches like to play a game called keep the flame, this game insists of shoving a lit candle up the anus and pulling it out again with the flame still alive, to do this u have to have a loose asshole
by tijah October 29, 2008
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Mitchell Cookie is a person who loves to eat orgasm apples with his one and only boyfriend, i mean.. no... boyfriend... and he is a great south african wanker who loves his boyfriend. He really likes his best friend, named carl.
Alexander: oh my god don´t be such a damn Mitchell Cookie!!
Carl: why? he is n00b?
Alexander: no... where is he?
Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!
Carl: why? he is n00b?
Alexander: no... where is he?
Carl: with his boyfriend! ... i mean, oh yeah, the gender bender maud!
by Alecarx April 27, 2010
Get the Mitchell Cookie mug.a remix to mitch bade; simply meaning, bitch made
one who acts like a bitch or does bitch like actions
one who acts like a bitch or does bitch like actions
by throw ya t's up January 31, 2007
Get the Mitch Bwade mug.Adjective: 1. of or relating to Michelle Saldana and her actions. 2.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or feel insulted: “The girl made fun of a friend’s new haircut and said she looked ugly but some people thought her michellesque humor was rude.” 3. Complicated, indecisive, extremely frustrating to others who are trying to figure out how another feels. “He was trying to figure out what he had done wrong but her Michellesque personality didn’t let him get the full explanation.” 4. Makes the best out of bad situations, smiles even if there is nothing to smile about. “The teenage girls went to a Dora the Explorer concert, but felt out of place with the toddlers running around. The girls just laughed like a true michellesque person would.” 5. interacts with people from different areas to avoid the drama of a small community high school. “All the michellesque girl does is hang out with people from Westchester, to avoid the drama that happens at her school in El Segundo.” 6. Likes to be right, no matter how wrong she may be. “She was making no sense at all and I tried to make her understand, but her michellesque ways didn’t want to budge.”
Synonyms: stubborn, happy, sarcastic, sunshine, short, hypnotic, senseless, indecisive, complicated, jittery, vibrant, funny, intense
Antonyms: dull, sensible, tall, decisive, boring, hermit
Etymology: Resembling the life situation that Michelle Saldana (1991-
To present) goes through. Originated from Peru, and internationalized in Los Angeles, California.
References: Michellesque is heavily inspired by the song “Feeling Myself “by Mac Dre. Most specifically by the song lyric” I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n”. There are not many people that embody the Michellesque persona. It takes time and experience to really understand what this word may actually mean.
Extremely sarcastic humor that may make other people laugh or feel insulted: “The girl made fun of a friend’s new haircut and said she looked ugly but some people thought her michellesque humor was rude.” 3. Complicated, indecisive, extremely frustrating to others who are trying to figure out how another feels. “He was trying to figure out what he had done wrong but her Michellesque personality didn’t let him get the full explanation.” 4. Makes the best out of bad situations, smiles even if there is nothing to smile about. “The teenage girls went to a Dora the Explorer concert, but felt out of place with the toddlers running around. The girls just laughed like a true michellesque person would.” 5. interacts with people from different areas to avoid the drama of a small community high school. “All the michellesque girl does is hang out with people from Westchester, to avoid the drama that happens at her school in El Segundo.” 6. Likes to be right, no matter how wrong she may be. “She was making no sense at all and I tried to make her understand, but her michellesque ways didn’t want to budge.”
Synonyms: stubborn, happy, sarcastic, sunshine, short, hypnotic, senseless, indecisive, complicated, jittery, vibrant, funny, intense
Antonyms: dull, sensible, tall, decisive, boring, hermit
Etymology: Resembling the life situation that Michelle Saldana (1991-
To present) goes through. Originated from Peru, and internationalized in Los Angeles, California.
References: Michellesque is heavily inspired by the song “Feeling Myself “by Mac Dre. Most specifically by the song lyric” I'm out of this world, not your run of the mill'n”. There are not many people that embody the Michellesque persona. It takes time and experience to really understand what this word may actually mean.
by miichelle March 4, 2009
Get the Michellesque mug.A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be the bigger person. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no sense of humor. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of garden gnomes and propelling things up anuses.
Caution: remove all gnomes from the neighborhood - some stupid Mitch has been seen lurking.
Quit being such a Mitch
Quit being such a Mitch
by celeste2008 April 7, 2008
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