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Mega Bitchessi

Mega Bitchessi - a highly evolved mutated Bonessi(see Bonessi) When Bitchessi uses her voices, the strong vocal vibrations cause your eyes, ears and nose to bleed because the normal human body cannot handle the sound.

The nails of the Bitchessi have developed a strong organic steel like layer and have the ability to increase and decrease their length at will. They also secret a venom. If the venom enters your bloodstream, your body will go into paralysis only allowing you to speak in spanish verbs. The tongue becomes slit and long like a snake.

When Mega Bitchessi gets angry she will shed her skin revealing a layer of green scales, only growing her human skin back when she calms down. She crawls on all fours and her adhesive palms and feet allow her to stick to walls. She has developed selective super hearing allowing her to hear spanish verbs conjugated wrong and will pounce on all perpetrators of the “crime.” Her eyes will piece into your soul making you see your greatest fear.
The biggest trigger of this mutation is the mention of Joe Biden, or the mention of LGBTQ rights and multiple genders. Hearing these words causes the Bonessi to become encased in a cocoon until emerging as a Mega Bitchessi.

It is possible to reverse this transformation under very rare circumstances. It must suck the 1-inch penis Donald Trump while he is singing the communist national anthem. The Mega Bitchessi will calm down. Only then, can the process be reversed.
Here comes Mega Bitchessi, everyone hide!
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Mega homework mode

A mode in which you work extremely hard on your homework. Can be fatal
I reached mega homework mode for my science project last night and shit myself
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Mega Rat

Beefed up rats that are likely to be found in corners of maps and head-glitching. Often cause rage in good players.
In rage I screamed "MEGA RAT" at the lil bitch soy boi camper in the corner of the map in a video game.
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Mega Simp

Somebody who genuinely ends up in hospital because you simp that hard
Aryans a mega simp, he’s in the hospital.
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YO MEGA

A catchphrase that is versatile in many situations, such as a greeting, an exclamation, or an adjective.
"Did you finish that test last period?"
"Yeah, I finished it with 30 seconds left until the bell."
"YO MEGA"
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Mega-est

The most mega thing ever.

It's like the biggest, but bigger
Person 1:"Dude did you see the game?"

Person 2:"Obviously, it's the mega-est game on tv!"
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mega backdoor roth

In the same evening, if you make two deposits during anal sex.
I thought I was done for the night, but after my refractory period, I was able to finish off the evening with a mega backdoor roth
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