machine

In ebonics it means "car" or any other type of "vehicle".

That pimp Leroy has a new machine.

The narcs confiscated my machine after they found a pound of coke.

by Tara S. Volta September 28, 2005

Pecker Mache

The toilet paper/tissue stuck to the tip of your penis after wiping semen away. Seeming to appear as a paper mache project.

"I went to take a piss this morning and found a pecker mache in my underwear! "

by d-trainn March 5, 2009

rumpus machine

British slang for a couch or sofa.

British kid: Ello mum, can i watch some tellie on the rumpus machine.

by A IE S O P January 6, 2010

Mexican Machine gun

a sexual act in which you feed your partner mexican food and while in the act of making love, you squeeze their stomach, causing them to release a machine gun like spray of fecal matter.

I got so wasted last night that i tried convince my girlfriend to do a mexican machine gun

by Ausin Taneous July 17, 2011

Deus ex Machina

Whilst also given other definitions (that are correct), deus ex machina may also refer to a character from the anime series Mirai Nikki (Future diary); the god imagined by yukii-kun who is behind the major plot-device in this series.

Deus ex Machina talked to Yukii again about his position in the "game".

by RealSoap July 24, 2015

singing into the pink karaoke machine

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

by Nabomb July 31, 2007

infinite state machine

a computational engine designed to create random states of operation which allow it to "think creatively" enough to "crack" systems of a similar binary language system (cell phones computers satalites any thing that can be accessed remotely by the machine) so far this idea is purely science fiction according to my research. also this term is used in the game "splinter cell: chaos theory" where it was probably origionaly created.

how did they get in?

they cracked it with an infinite state machine!

by crartonis June 25, 2006