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Knob-jockey

A derogatory term. Often meaning: one who rides the phallus of another man .. and/or woman .. or they. Otherwise known as a dick rider.

The knob part referring to a dick. The jockey part referring to someone who rides a horse.
You’re a bloody knob-jockey!

Watch where you’re going, you knob-jockey!
by LightEclipse December 23, 2021
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Knob Clobber

When your intimate partner goes down on your Shlong the wrong way and snaps the twig to your berries.
That chick yesterday Knob Clobber(ed) my dong!
by Nice_Jugs_Bro March 31, 2020
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Cunt knob

A pussy with an enlarged clitoris that has the appearance of the tip of a penis. Also used colloquially to describe people that confuse and amaze you simultaneously.
Wow I what a cunt knob best of both worlds I’m sure you have a lot of fun with that!
by Tidsyyew!! May 14, 2025
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Door knobs

Nipples that are swollen or are bruised, usually after someone has been "titty twisted". Resembles the nipples being twisted like door knobs.
Joey: Yo, look how bruised Patrick's nipples are.
Jason: Yea, those are some crazy door knobs
by Stan the Man 54 December 11, 2016
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Knob

by HornyPornoAddict November 24, 2023
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oh my knob

Oh my Knob is a phrase taken from timed where the school would not let you curse openly. The prase its self is a classin word play of "oh my god" but 'God' is replaced with Life 'Knob' to not break that sacred 3rd amendment. 'Knob' is a slag word for dick which id a word that would not be allowed on school grounds except for lil richard. So what your really saying is "OH MY DICK" but with a clean word for dick.
"Hey billy do your math homework?"

"Oh my knob i forgot!"
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
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Knob Wrench

A rough wank that stretches and thins the penis shaft and gives a shiny purple bell end.
"Damn that woman has a strangle hold!!! She gave me Knob Wrench!"

"My dick looks like a cherry on a stalk after that Knob Wrench!"
by Eddie Grundie July 21, 2012
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