by Slowreact June 3, 2016

To coach the Ultimate fighter and talk alot of shit you can't back up, then realizing this, retire and make an A-Team movie so that Rashad Evans doesnt knock your ass out.
by australirish October 17, 2009

dude, i have to Jackson Pollack really bad, but i'm at my girlfriends house . . . shit
it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.
it is most commonly used when discussing past events. for instance: I hope you just jackson pollacked as intensely as i did. it must have been all the beer that did us in.
by beadsandark May 19, 2009

The mundane act of counting, or going through the alphabet from start to finish in order to achieve an everyday task. The term was coined from the song lyrics to the Jackson 5 song 'ABC'. Also known as 'Jackson 5'ing It'.
"I don't want to be Jackson 5'ing It until I get to the end of the alphabet."
"Don't make me 'Jackson 5 It' from 1 to 100."
"Don't make me 'Jackson 5 It' from 1 to 100."
by arkanis50 January 12, 2008

One who enjoys flashing his body hair in the back corner of 9th grade social studies...then shaving it all off when he gets bored.
by Ryan-Marie April 21, 2003

The luckiest US President with balls ever !!
Jackson fought the international fat cat bankers’ central banking system (in today’s term – “The Federal Reserve” ) and DID NOT get assassinated !!
Well, let us just say several assassination attempts had failed to take Jackson’s life.
Jackson had been able to chase the international central banking fat cats out of America and held them off.
Jackson fought the international fat cat bankers’ central banking system (in today’s term – “The Federal Reserve” ) and DID NOT get assassinated !!
Well, let us just say several assassination attempts had failed to take Jackson’s life.
Jackson had been able to chase the international central banking fat cats out of America and held them off.
by therootofallevilthefed November 8, 2011

1; synonymous with the term "queerbait" 2; The figurehead of CCHS who dictates the day with a scowl of his peto-mustache and threats of budget cuts. His life revolves around his coin collection, daily masculine hygiene routines, sending prayers to Hosanna and stealing clothes from gravesites from the late 70s era. Before he was a fascist principal, he donated his wardrobe to be used in the film Anchorman" and he used to be the drummer for Blue Oyster Cult. Wittled away from the years of alcohol and substance abuse, he went to a motivational speech and he decided to turn his life around. He has a tattoo of John Petrucci of Dream Theatre flying over fiery mountains on his chest. He is currently wanted for phishing and identity theft in 4 states.
by Chumbucket Corndip May 28, 2014
