captain hook

Tyler Nelson

Man, that tyler Nelson of Ashtabula, Ohio gave the hook to jessica farina!

by Beyonce gives me b.js June 30, 2003

Captain Hook

A Vaginal Dirty Sanchez. A woman spread her vaginal fluid on a persons upper lip, so that it can be smelled.

That stripper played with herself and gave me a Captain Hook last night!

by Ninjaphatj March 4, 2009

phone off the hook

Phone off the hook means there's Someone listening to your conversation ease dropping

Phone off the hook. It's like you have two phones in the house you're on one and someone's listening on the other one that means the phone is off the hook

by Moe Arab April 22, 2017

Captain Hook dick

A dick that is bent in almost a curved way. It is in fact a bad thing, as nobody would want a deformed dick.

He was already not too bright, but Elmer's Captain Hook dick really made her not want to date him.

by The guy May 7, 2015

Butcher's hook

While many cocknies use this phrase in place of the word 'look', it in fact should be used to verbally exposit a butcher's hook. This confusion about its meaning has come about due to the stupidity of most cocknies.

Mr A: Look at that butcher. He is using a hook.
Mr B: That is because it is a butcher's hook.

by Ian Shine August 2, 2005

the hook

that state of being good,something nice

man.. that new song is off da hook

by amanda November 28, 2003

bum hook

the act of inserting your thumb up your sexual partners anus during doggie style sex

i was shagging her doggie style and bum hooked her so she couldn't get away

by aaron dennis January 17, 2009