Hammer Time

shotgunning beers in the nude

Topgun: you gonna shotgun that beer or just stand there

Hammer: Im gonna take my clothes off first and then hammer time it

by Hammer April 13, 2005

hammed

To be extremely drunk.

"Man i got super hammed last night bro!"

by whoisurdanny October 9, 2008

Hammerhead

A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.

Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.

WARNING:
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.

Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.

by SavedByZero July 20, 2009

Hammerhead Penis shark

It is the rare shark hammerhead penis

holy shit a hammerhead penis shark

by shark penis November 20, 2010

hammer

A frisbee throw mainly used among Ultimate enthusiasts. It consists of an upsidedown forehand throw above the head that is meant to fall quickly. It is and unstable throw and not recommended for days with adverse weather conditions.

"Get hammered with ultimate frisbee."

by Silver Webb a.k.a. K-Dawg June 11, 2005

Hammercock

A revenge tactic in while a male tricks female into stand/holding a bent over doggy-style position. Then proceeds to run full bore towards ramming his hammercock into her vagina/anus thus impaling her and exacting revenge. Can also be applied to oral impaling.

"That hoe cheated on me so I hammercocked her ass!"

"My stupid teacher gave me a bad grade on my test so I hammercocked her mouth."

"Shut up or I'm going to hammercock your mouth!!"

by Gogogosan September 4, 2009

Grammer Hammer

A soft pudgey-fingered twat AKA an asshole.

Oh shit, here's the grammer hammer, let's bounce.

by Big Rick Sandifer October 19, 2008