pizza guy

The person we all love that brings pizza to our doors

"i love ordering pizza, because the pizza guy comes to me and i dont have to go to the store!"

by Cobrajr122 June 26, 2006

Bill nye the science guy

A pretty cool science guy who every person watched in 2nd grade

Bob is now gay because of Bill Nye the science guy

by Superblobby March 10, 2015

Nice Guy Syndrome

A condition where a guy feels he is entitled to dating a girl simply because he has been her friend and let her cry on her shoulder about the jerks. When she is not attracted to him, he choses to blame it on the fact that he has been a "nice guy" and she only wants to date jerks. Really, not the mentality of a guy who is actually nice, because one should not be kind in the hopes of getting a girl and simply be kind for the sake of being kind. Any guy who tries to guilt you into dating him simply because you are friends has the mental affliction known as nice guy syndrome.

"Hey Pam, do you want to date me?"

"Sorry Bill, you're a good guy, but I'm not interested like that."

"You're such a bitch! You won't date me because I've been a good person to you."

"I think you have a case of nice guy syndrome."

by frogbreathesdownyourthroat September 1, 2013

tourettes guy

Famous mostly for his discovery that pissing out the window and shitting out the window are two completely different things. After been in jail for 2 years, he threatens to sue Comcast.

Tourettes Guy: Pissing out the window and shitting out the window ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS !!!!!

Tourettes Guy (after return): What the BULL FUCKING HELL is a 'franchise fee' of four dollars, six two cents !

by EagleYS January 12, 2010

Epic Sax Guy

The best person to live, ever. His saxophone destroys everyone's ears with its amazing melody.
His hips dance harder than everyone's education.
His reappearance in 2017 made him more sassy and saxy than ever

Stranger: yo do you remember that guy with the saxophone that made me fap?
Other Stranger: yeah, you mean epic sax guy?
Stranger: oh yes, how could I forget

by xX_Boss_Xx October 14, 2017

comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy

Best. Example. Ever.

by Xander W. February 21, 2005

He's a nice guy

You really don't have anything to say about him.

Bob: How do you like your roommate?
John: I mean... he's a nice guy..

by yayayaytomm February 4, 2010