Saki Goggles

Phenomenon in which one's consumption of alcohol makes physically unattractive Asians appear beautiful.

I had my saki goggles on last night and woke up with an asian troll in my bed.

by BigBlake August 3, 2012

Drought Goggles

Similar to drunk goggles but in this case no alcohol involved. When one goes without sex for an extended period of time and the less attractive start looking better.

Can you believe the girl Steve went home with!? Must've been a serious case of Drought Goggles.

by Downtown Georgia Brown January 31, 2012

Thizz Goggles

What you wear when you are rolling face its use is to protect you from hurt bitches it counter balances the effects of the thizz so you can see and think more clearly helping you find a true dime piece. They also look fucking legit.

"Fuck man, if i didn't have these thizz goggles i might of hooked up with that whale."

by kingjamesthefiffteenth February 20, 2012

Blow Goggles

The law that states every woman is infinitely more attractive with your penis in her mouth.

"Damn that bitch is ugly." "Not with my dick in her mouth. Gotta love the blow goggles."

by Godlike Power July 28, 2012

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

homer goggles

Term used in sports debates and banter when someone is clearly biased towards their own team and doesn’t even realize it.

Take off your homer goggles and you will see that your team hasn’t done that well this year! Quit making excuses.

by Shock Smoove February 14, 2023

Arab eye goggles

The act of placing each of one's balls over someone's eyes, making sure to get each ball on on an individual eye.

Last night I gave her the old Arab eye goggles before blasting off.

by Eaglebones666 October 25, 2023