Goat Money 

An party rockin' porno flick of rapidly edited cumshots and grindcore blast beats, clocking in at nearly two and a half hours. All performers wear goat masks for the duration of the film in honour of our dark lord, Satan. Directed by the influential duo Hail Satan (experimental composer Luke R. Corrigan of Plush Kitty fame, Ursula Anvil of the Pillow Fight League)the piece stands as a grand accomplishment in the canon of modern cinema.

Asshole #1: "I love that part in Goat Money when the dude shoots his load all over that girl in the goat mask."

Asshole #2: "Oh, you mean EVERY scene."

Asshole #1: "Pfft... yeah probly."

Goat Money by Plush Kitty December 21, 2006

Goat Skippin 

when one person is baked and the other isn't but takes vicoden and they hang out

Big C and Tank were straight Goat Skippin up is the Skee on Tuesday!

Goat Skippin by docta blame September 19, 2012

goat music 

Music that is so terrible, soo simple, and sooo repetitive, a herd of goats probably played a large role in its production.

That Indian Kathakali show had some epic goat music blaring all over the place with four half-naked dudes beating a drum for two hours.

goat music by kirupa April 19, 2015

Goat Style 

When your fucking a midget from the back and her pussy makes a “bahhhh” sound like a goat.

“Dude i fucked her goat style last night”
“Wow that sounds like a full send to me”

Goat Style by Fullsender25/8 November 8, 2018

GOAT SODA 

G.O.A.T. S.O.D.A.
Greatest Of All Time / Standard Of Demonstrated Ability or Application; acronyms for Adjectival & Adverbial phrases that can be used separately or together to describe a 'person, team or group of skill or ability’ as well as a ‘product, tool, technique, or method’ to accomplish a task or purpose. Used in almost any context.

"This sandpaper is goat soda! -- This glue is goat soda! -- This player/team is goat soda! --- This fire starter is goat soda! -- This motor oil is goat soda...

GOAT SODA by Tuttle At Large April 2, 2021

goat fuck

A reaction one has when he knows when he or she will eventually get screwed. Or already has been screwed.

Hey how would you like to join us for dinner? I'll pay.

No thanks. Last time I got stuck with the bill and i was goat fucked.

goat fuck by Cellardoor July 16, 2008

Goat Ropper 

Person wanting to emulate the cowboy life without the labour. Would rather "rope goats" than herd cows.

"That boy ain't no real cowboy, he's a goat ropper - give him a lasso'n cow pony and he'd rather wrangle a ram."

Goat Ropper by Anna Moreno - proud goat ropper January 5, 2008