Foozballen

Getting your testicles kicked around by multiple women during group sex

Girls last night was soo much fun. I lived foozballen that guy! He was so into how our feet were working him.

by Enk75 August 9, 2020

football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses

i collect football medals

by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003

football food

Anything buffalo

You eat football food at a football game

by shutthefuckupfaggot February 7, 2010

Foosball Champions

Team skarmbliss, the two foosball players who went undefeated during world cup play, defeating spain, france, canada, the UK, and even the other US teams

Ray and Thomas play foosball like foosball champions.

by Evan Falco August 19, 2010

football add

a friend request on facebook

basically from some young hooligan that supports a crappy football team and is looking for girls under 18 to hook up with a get drinks.

charming

girl: thanks for the add, do i know you?
hooligan: nah just a football add!
girl: cool
hooligan: going to the next game? wanna meet for a drink.

by lalalalala face June 5, 2011

Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.

I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity

by joecoolthefool February 11, 2015

Footbally

when you play football and enjoy watching it

my team and i are very footbally

by footballdudebro123 August 27, 2016