Flexi

Super cool guy that lifts weights and parties like a frat boy that just found out he got some thot pregnant, he is from Ipswich and in the inner does dumb shit like go to the beach get slammed and pack some hogs... boob lounges are welcome,

Yo we should get Flexi here then it will be a real bash

by Flexi @gmb_flex February 18, 2019

Flex Tape

flex tape is basically the only thing able to keep your ass from tearing during those hot, sweaty nights that you decided that getting butt fucked by Thanos was a good idea. And don’t get me wrong, Thanos will make passionate love to you and will do it well, but not even his gauntlet can stop you from almost getting split into to by his massive purple cock. Only flex tape can.

person 1: my marriage is falling apart. my kids have aids. i’m being evicted in 34 minutes. please god, I can’t do this alone. help. me.

god: sorry bro, i’ve got my hands tied. looks like you’re just—

*an explosion destroys the side of the church. a figure walks through the smoke. it’s phil swift*

phil swift: Hi, Phil Swift here with Flex Tape! The super-strong waterproof tape! That can instantly patch, bond, seal, and repair! Flex tape is no ordinary tape; its triple thick adhesive virtually welds itself to the surface, instantly stopping the toughest leaks. Leaky pipes can cause major damage, but Flex Tape grips on tight and bonds instantly! Plus, Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive is so strong, it even works underwater! Now you can repair leaks in pools and spas in water without draining them! Flex Tape is perfect for marine, campers and RVs! Flex Tape is super strong, and once it's on, it holds on tight! And for emergency auto repair, Flex Tape keeps its grip, even in the toughest conditions! Big storms can cause big damage, but Flex Tape comes super wide, so you can easily patch large holes. To show the power of Flex Tape, I sawed this boat in half! And repaired it with only Flex Tape! Not only does Flex Tape’s powerful adhesive hold the boat together, but it creates a super strong water tight seal, so the inside is completly dry! Yee-doggy! Just cut, peel, stick and seal! Imagine everything you can do with the power of Flex Tape!

by depressed as actual f u c k February 22, 2019

Flex

When someone is flaunting, bragging. You see a lot of celebrities do that and probably rude girls in school. If someone does this often enough they’re a flexor

Becky: Well, yesterday my Dad bought me a yacht and bought me a car, it was a Lamborghini
John: Becky stop flexing,no one likes flexors

by Personbehindscreen5 June 20, 2019

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019

flexing ur lg

lg= phone (android)
Flexing = u know what that means

maddie are u flexing ur lg

by thicccyniccccy June 29, 2019

Flex

Basically showing off things to people when you know they will be jealous

Dude, stop flexing these AirPods, it’s annoying

by Lobzer July 11, 2019

Flexhaustion

Extreme fatigue felt about a day later from doing an activity. Often experienced in Chronic Fatigue Syndrome/ Myalgic Encephalitis (CFS/ME) after a small amount of exertion such as walking slowly for five minutes or taking a shower.

I took a shower yesterday and today I’m bedbound from flexhaustion

by DrSpoonie April 4, 2019