Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019

FAP

Fat ass pussy

Girl got a FAP. That camel toe is always showing

by FAP and Proud March 15, 2022

FAP

FAP /map/ (verb)

An acronym for Foot placement, Arm swing, and Posture. It is the correct form to use while running up hill, especially while doing strides during or after a run, or any time you like.

"Hey mom, I'm going on a run." "Okay honey, don't forget to FAP."

"I feel like my workout isn't going well, maybe it's time I cut out dairy and start working on fapping."

"Fapping is an essential part of the 10-day training cycle"

by LiveLoveRunning December 21, 2021

FAP

Fuck All Paramilitaries

Popular term in Northern Ireland

FAP UTH

by Hajdiciwkekfofkwkec September 10, 2018

Faps

When someone doesn't check up on you any more that is dont text nor call you.

You are a faps gee/bruh/gee

by Fancynipsy April 07, 2019

FAP

F. eel
A.

P. enis

Remember, no FAP November, bust a nut December.

by Lost guy2223 December 03, 2017

FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023