reptile driftwood

When a member of the reptile species gets a boner in the water and tries to play it cool by laying in a plank-like fashion.

(Note: never insult a Southern Floridian Alligator with drift wood... you'll poke your eye out.)

Jason: I went down to the beach and saw the Geico Gecko doing the backstroke and he looked more like a shark!
Hal: Mad driftwood?
Jason: Reptile driftwood fo' sho'!

by thebee'sknees June 19, 2012

Log drifter

A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.

Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?

by Deadcell13 November 23, 2013

slut drifting

When one known as a fuck boy or a lesbian who got that 8 inch in the closet goes drifting from slut to slut with ease. This is slut drifting when the supposed fuck boy "twist and turns all up in the lady's of the night" he is in fact slut drifting

Some skank: "I like him I think he's charming"
Her smart friends who actually don't like her"You're a straight sluthoe and because of you this boys slut drifting will begin early

by CribCrab December 17, 2016

day drifting

Like day dreaming but you're too high.

I was day drifting.

by Boobnerdy July 31, 2017

Skinny Drifting

Sliding along the floor while butt naked. Derives from the expression skinny dipping.

"Me and the boys were skinny drifting all over the locker room."

by Dremons March 30, 2020

skinny drifting

Sliding on a wet floor while naked. Derived from skinny dipping.

The boys and I were skinny drifting all over the locker room.

by Dremons April 6, 2020

amber drifter

That driver in front of you who very... slowly... approaches... the intersection, then speeds up and runs through the amber signal, leaving you to stop for the red signal.

It's the pedal on the right, amber drifter!

by Nuclear Nougat August 20, 2020