double dragon

When a person has an intestinal sickness and is vomiting and defecating at the same time, often having to pick up the waste bin and hold it in their lap while sitting on the toilet.

"Sorry man, I can't come... I'm playing Double Dragon."
"Yo! You can't miss this for a stupid video game! That's super irresponsi--"
"No, man- the bathroom kind of Double Dragon..."
"Oh. Shit. Sorry, man. Get better soon."

by Victoly April 8, 2016

dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.

Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.

by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015

Tossing the Dragon

When you go to Yard House, enjoy an IPA and a burger, then go home with a dude on the DL and eat each other’s asses.

“I had a great citrus IPA and ended up Tossing the Dragon all night “

by Space C0wb0y February 22, 2021

cunt dragon

When someone is so rude an bitchy they aren't human anymore there some kinda cunt dragon.

Lucy always has to boss everyone around she's rude an obnoxious man, what a cunt dragon

by gizmorpheus December 20, 2014

Throat Dragon

A Mythical water dragon that only eats meat . . Once this Throat Dragon Grabs your meat she will fly away with it in her mouth and take your soul . (Commonly found in Hookah Lounges , Kickbacks , Malls , And these are just some of the areas they reside in. Watch out for the Rare Super Mega Soul Sucker . Once she gives you that gawk gawk 3000 you are known to never exist anymore . 🤯

Where are the Throat Dragons ? The throat dragon ate his meat . Hey Throat Dragon are you Hungry ?

by blahzae November 23, 2021

Dragon Sex

Dragon Sex is the toughest most vigorous sex that a human can have, likely ending with someone in tears.

chad 1: cant wait to have some nice dragon sex with stacy.

chad 2: idk man, didnt you cry a bunch last time?

by RealSquidDude December 10, 2019

dragon cat

An animal in the hood on or around dark ass road. This cat makes a mean meow or growl aounds like a roar from a ligerpotomous. And you are high on meth smoking a cigarette outside and you don't know why this potental dragon sized bobcat is coming your way. But most likely you've just been up a few days and your paranoid and trippin.

Him: Holy fuck dude that mf sounds crazy

Her: what is it david

Him: krysta are you serious ita a fuckin dragon cat i need to make sure i can out run you bc that bitch sounds mad.

by David "Dee Wopo" the shoota January 16, 2020