Cal the dragon

Autistic 22 year old goalkeeper

Cal the dragon was shit in the charity match but my fucking god he is leng

by pisshitasscuntfuck January 8, 2023

Black Dragon

A adjective synonymous with idiot, stupidity, and rampant ADHD. Sometimes used as a noun when something is FUBARed.

Dave: I’m going bust a nut at the local Domino’s.

Brian: You better not.
Dave: I’m only joking!
Brian: Well, you have black dragon tendencies, so I wouldn’t put it past you.

by HushHush11 September 28, 2022

stroke the dragon

Masterbate extremely hard until it rips the skin

Man I stroked the dragon so hard last night and I hurts bad. Stroke the dragon

by Jaxsmaxass February 8, 2017

elder dragon

Depicted as the "strongest" type of monster in the popular game Monster Hunter. Elder Dragons are often seen having their own unique arenas to be fought in and are often used as a plot device for the game's story.

"Hey , wanna go on a quest with us? We're hunting an Elder Dragon"

by Miralis September 1, 2017

swamp dragon

a nasty bitch who eats ass

Friend: Were you with Brooklyn last night?
Me: Yeah she was a real swamp dragon. Ate my ass.

by queerz4life October 5, 2020

Choco Dragon

A turd that you know will burn when it passes out your butthole. The turd seems to have literally burned your rectum.

God my ass burned after I released that choco dragon!

by The fart sultan October 2, 2014

Cumodo Dragon

Ejaculating on a man's facial hair, and allowing to it to drip down their face, giving the impression of a bearded dragon.

Larry gave Twan a Cumodo Dragon last night, or so I hear.

by Sinh November 10, 2015