Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life

Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite

by unlined treasure June 8, 2024

Cousling

A when a set of 2 siblings marries another set of 2 siblings and the have kids thats what the kids are to each other. Basicly if cousins share both sets of grandparents. Also called double cousins.

If a women marries a men and then the women's sister and the men's brother also get married and they both have a kid those kid would be couslings.

by Emy_he_him June 20, 2024

Cousling

When cousins shared both sets of grandparents. Like if a woman married a man and then the woman's sister and the man's brother also got married and then both couples had a kids, the kids would be couslings. Also called double cousins.

This is my cousling because our mom's are sisters and our dad's are brothers.

by Emy_he_him June 20, 2024

cousiblings

When 2 different cousins conceived a child by same man

Omg!! Did you hear about my child's father impregnated 2 different cousin in the family; which makes their cousiblings

by Cynthibell July 10, 2024

cousin faith

More known within the black community, “Cousin Faith” is a woman who pursues , have sex with, or tries to flirt with a partner or an ex of a family member. Such back stabbing disrespectful behavior, they usually have no reason behind it besides “Cousin Faith” just being a hoe

“I could never be friends with her again, I don’t even address her by her name. She cousin Faith to me.”

(Soul Food Movie 1997) Terri: “Oh fuck the family! The family fucked my husband. Yeah Faith fucked my husband.” (Terri’s sister also married the man she was on a date with and slept with him too)

by cette salope cinq étoiles November 30, 2024

Cousining

Acting like you like someone when you really are just trying to get something from them.

Acting like you are close to someone, as if they are family, when you are actually trying to get close to them so you are in a better position to hurt or exploit them.

Treating someone like you are close to them, to get them to lower their guard, when in reality you have bad intentions.

Why are you cousining me?

Don't cousin me!

by bkwrd December 18, 2024