COVIDance

When you are at a gentleman's club and buy a private dance, but the dancer doesn't get within three feet of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

COVIDance

When you're at a gentleman's club, get a private dance, and the dancer doesn't even get within 3 ft of you.

"Was the VIP room any good?"

"Nah, she gave me a COVIDance. "

by Doc_X September 21, 2020

Covid Lifteasy

An unlawful gathering spot to lift weights together and get gains during a covid crisis.

We are heading out to my buddies gym to lift some weights. It’s a regular covid lifteasy

by Danc818 June 15, 2020

COVID Variant

Evolved offshoots of the COVID-19 virus, they often have long ass names but most are named some random Sci-Fi star-trek transformer codename shit like omicron or xbb. Some covid variants can even come from other covid variants, covidception.

"I'm infected with COVID Variant Omega-XN.Z/83Y.3/9-Omicron 273XB, i heard it makes you have diarrhea and shit blood."

by flopgaming October 09, 2023

Covid 18

1. The epic sequel of covid 19.

2. A typo

1. Yo mans got covid 18

Bruh

2. Texting

I tested positive for covid 18

Is there a new virus i

dont know about?

19*.

Idiot

by Crippily Crepe January 18, 2021

Covid-18

When the child you groomed for the past 10 years finally turns 18 and wants to sleep with you but you suddenly lose attraction for them and say that you can’t cus you caught Covid.

Sorry I can’t hang out tonight. I caught Covid-18

by Beaglemaster69 April 17, 2022

Mong Covid

The odd sense of not being 'right' you have, for a few days after your Oxford Astra-Zeneca jab

Had the jab on Saturday. Felt rough and a bit vague for a few days. I think I had Mong Covid.

by TauntonJah March 22, 2021