chunknbeans

A man with a super-sized package. His beans will unleash a gallon of liquid like a fire hydrant. Every man is jealous of his great feature. You could say he's a man with super-sized meatballs.

Man that guy just shot chunknbeans all over that girls face. What a man

by Chunknbeans February 19, 2015

chunksexual

The person in question longs for a partner with larger proportions.

Ben: So you prefer larger women right, James?

James: Yeah I guess you could say that.

Ben: So, would you call yourself a 'Chunksexual', since you like larger, chunky women?

James: 100%

by ChunkMeister March 2, 2015

chunks of cream

When the sperm of a male contains milk and cheese mixed with alcohol poisoning

Chunks of cream; old Mac and cheese

by jajarara 44 April 10, 2015

chunkneck

A human being with a "chode" neck

Shut up you chunkneck ass nigga

by Fucking_Chad December 11, 2015

Chunkers

Someone that is heavyset but is still attractive to others.

Me: Salvatore "Sal" Vulcano, Chris Pratt, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, and Brian "Q" Quinn are some sexy ass chunkers
Friend: you're weird

by Minion's_Mommy January 11, 2016

chunkitini

When someone spews in your martini, changing its texture, color and most importantly, drinkability. See also synonym - chundertini

As first written in the novel Wedding Chronicles by Bob N. Boguslavski

Suddenly, Horace sat up ramrod straight and stiffened with alarmed eyes. A spout
of spew erupted from deep in his throat, cascading over the table in front of him
and sideways as he instinctively turned his head, right into Little Timmy’s adjacent
martini glass.

"Ewwww!" winced Little Timmy, looking morosely at his newly infused cocktail.

This was a reddish pink chunkitini.

by BogusBobby September 15, 2016

Chunking the monkey

Beating your dick

Sorry Bro, I was chunking the monkey last night

by Weavebobo October 26, 2016