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The Cheat

A cute lil guy who is a sidekick of Strong Bad!
H reminds ME of... ME!
by Sabian June 3, 2004
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Cheating

Cheating is actually having a SEXUAL relationship with anyone but the other in your relationship. That means oral, anal or vaginal sex. That means the girls cant do anything to guys but give them hand or boob jobs (without her mouth). If her mouth touches his dick, then its oral sex. If his dick enters her pussy or ass then its sex as well (vaginal and anal respectively). If he eats her out its still technically oral (cheating).
If they are close friends, they can however kiss, give hand jobs, eat each others "love juice", feel each other up and anything else that isn't sex.

EXCEPTIONS:
As with everything, there are some exceptions. They include...
-If you aren't close friends (it is cheating)
-If you have an open relationship (then NOTHING is really cheating anymore)
-If you and your significant other have other exceptions made (such as partially open relationship that specifically make it fine to do what you are doing)
-If you and your significant other have decided that the cheating boundary is more strict (then you MUST follow the new guide lines)

How does this work you might ask? Well you obviously haven't heard of a "romantic friendship". To qualify you and the other person must know each other well, you two must trust each other and you two must enjoy spending the time together.
Romantic friendships are real. They are very uncommon today, but at one time they used to be everywhere.
Steven: "Alexa, I heard you were found making out with . your friend the other day. Is this true?"
Alexa: "Yes, we were."
Steven: "Why would you cheat on me?"
Alexa: "Oh, it isn't cheating. We have known each other . since grade 8 and we weren't having a sexual . relation"
Steven: "So what is it if it isn't cheating?"
Alexa: "Its called a romantic friendship."
Steven: "So its okay to do that sort of thing now?"
Alexa: "Yes, In fact it has been for a long time."
Steven: "Okay, that sounds good."
Alexa: "Just remember, you can't have sex in any form with . them!"
by Nobody 69 January 25, 2010
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girl cheatin

If she goes out every weekend, freakin, u and her hardly speakin, she hang with hoes and u hate them chicks leave the club around three comin home at 6, and most of all does the pussy feel like it was tighter b4
Yo your girl cheatin on you with ur bro
by Steve B January 9, 2005
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Cheetah

Cheetah

Cheetah: Definition is termed by my personal experience. A Cheetah is a cougar who preys on younger men to satisfy her extramarital affairs. She will use a straight forward approach (quick kill approach) and tell the victim what she wants and how she wants it to be fulfilled. A Cheetah is a status where the term commitment is not an option, but fulfilling her desires is paramount. A Cheetah will be very direct in her dialog w/ sexual, explicit text messages and phone conversations. She will tell her male victim while engaing in their sexual fantasies how she wants it and what she wants to do to him and what she wants him to do in return. She will not endear the relationship, but rather, use her victim strictly as a sexual toy to fulfill her fantasies that may not be possible in her marriage.
A female sitting on a bar stool waiting for a younger man to take home for a sexual explicit evening is not a Cougar, but a Cheetah; one who reaches a higher status in the feline pedigree.
by stinger1 December 27, 2009
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Snow Cheetah

A large and unnatractive white woman usually found in the company of an African american male.

Derisive.
'Marcus think he all that since he got him a white girl but she ain't nothing but a snow cheetah'
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Cheating

$10 prostitute "I'm a beautiful, young, married woman."

Hym "But you're cheating on your husband with a disabled man-child."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
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womack cheats

a groundless rumor started about a complete badass as a way to explain his perfection at the sport of football, it has become a tradition to chant this phrase at westlake high school in austin TX whenever you see womack.
there goes womack, what do we say?

WOMACK CHEATS!

What are the first three lines of the Westlake alma mater?
WOMACK CHEATS
by WESTLAKE_ROCKS_ATX November 2, 2010
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