Carter

Carter is the type of person to work out for years just to stay fat and never get bitches. Carter is also the type of person to get an emo haircut and hate on perms even though he still cannot pull any bitches. (also hes a jew)

Person 1: "ew who the hell is that fat emo kid?"

Person 2: "oh him? Thats just carter. nobody likes him."

by greased_upMan October 15, 2022

Carter Stokes

a gay ass hoe who is sponsored by homosexuality but doesn’t want to admit it. he needs time to accept his gayness and needs acceptance. boys hit his link he needs a daddy.

omg he is such a carter stokes

by freddieswife May 10, 2019

Carter

A new found cowboy. He is the best PR representative around. He's got the hair, face, and demeanor of the heat miser, in the best way possible of course. He's always got your back and honestly couldn't give 2 shits. The only source around for sad, oddly specific pop playlist that will make you question your life's decisions.

Man did you see that Altima cruising? Must be Carter

by Duncan Peaches Cricket August 28, 2022

Carter

Gets zero bitches

Carter can’t get any bitches

by IcyWiind July 6, 2022

Carter

To slap someone with a 30 inch black dildo so many times that it knocks them out cold.

Harry is so annoying I just want to carter him.

by Bishbashbosh1993 November 24, 2022

Carter Christian

Owner and CEO of “The Homies”. He is known to have a massive shlong and invented the bro codes. If you ever see him you should get on your knees and start sucking for your one and only meaningful relationship. Lastly he is a naturally great ruler with powers over his homies and the bro code.

Omg it’s Carter Christian, get on your knees and start sucking right now!

by The BroCode___ April 26, 2022

carter w.

the bestest boy. the perfect one. the one who is so nice and will be friends with everyone. the one who is so attractive. the one who gets all the girls and his friend MickeyC gets jealous bc he knows carter is better looking than him. the one who cares ab you. the one who would do anything for you. the one who is the bestest boy to you. the one who is the closest to perfect. the one who is loved and liked by everyone. the sporty one. the one who loves u and cures ur depression and sadness. the one whose name is carter w.

carter w. - my favorite boy on planet earth

by 123rando456 October 28, 2020