last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
Get the sucking candymug. by MONEY MASON T May 6, 2018
Get the Candy cornmug. A very effeminante male, a cross dresser a perversion of male nature used in a deragatory fashion, unless used by other candy boys in witch case it then becomes a term of endearment
by inkweaver May 19, 2014
Get the candy boymug. by Octopod November 7, 2003
Get the candy assmug. by Anonymous September 15, 2003
Get the Candy Assmug. by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 6, 2020
Get the Candy Crushmug. Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)
Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.
The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.
They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.
Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.
The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.
They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.
Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
by annabellerain April 24, 2011
Get the Life Candymug.