Fart candy

A type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. Used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole class in school.
It can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect.

That fart candy joke was really funny.

by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010

Candy corn

Read head, white Japanese

Yo that girl Amelia looks like candy corn.

by MONEY MASON T May 6, 2018

candy boy

A very effeminante male, a cross dresser a perversion of male nature used in a deragatory fashion, unless used by other candy boys in witch case it then becomes a term of endearment

Justin Bieber is a candy boy

by inkweaver May 19, 2014

candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher

That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda

by Octopod November 7, 2003

Candy Ass

A brownnose or sycophant or a sandy.

She's a real candy ass

by Anonymous September 15, 2003

Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.

Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.

by RolandTR808 November 2, 2018

Candy Van

Not really a candy van, used by strangers to kidnap.

Artzholm: GET IN THE CANDY VAN

Kid: Let me ask my dad first
Artzhole: What have you done, Artzholm? *cocks gun*
*speeding noises*

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 13, 2021