Caleb

Manipulative, cocky, gaslighting, theatre kid, charming, angry dude. If you find a Caleb, you better watch out. At first, he comes across as sweet and nice, but when you get to know him better, you’ll see his lying, bitter, and self-absorbed side. He’s the type of guy who would get a perm or get a lip tattoo for attention. He’ll also make you pay for any and all drinks or meals he wants if y’all are hanging out together. He can be entertaining as a friend though, and if you’re ever in need of a partner to walk with you or shop with you, he’s more than happy to go along for the ride.
Girl 1: Man, I really need someone to go to the store with me so I don’t feel so alone, since it’s Valentine’s Day and all…
Girl 2: I usually bring Caleb with me, even though he’s kinda obnoxious.
by Darealborthgiver January 28, 2022
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Caleb is a good guy, he enjoys spending his week simping for his middle school crush Danae gans and eating chicken, he likes to make jokes and say random stuff to his friends, he gets very angry when his friends block him overall don't get in Caleb's bad side.
Jake: who's that dude?

Danae: that's my Bae Caleb!
by Caleb Cummins March 22, 2022
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I am Caleb
None of the above stated things are true about me, minus liking music and not liking to let people in.
I honestly have zero good qualities.
Also a major nerd.
Me: "Everything they said about me (Caleb) is wrong."
by Fan.boy.for.real January 19, 2021
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Caleb is a true friend. He is one of the coolest, funniest guys you’ll ever meet. He’s probably pretty tall with a cute baby face and a decent sense of style. He will make anyone laugh and will also laugh at the dumbest things. He makes a good boyfriend and an even better best friend (or both). He has been through a lot but he keeps on keepin on and is tough through it all. Caleb is a true friend.
Caleb is a hilarious person
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caleb is this awesome guy in the 1600s and he has a giant horse cock whom he fucked a witch with, and he has a brother too ig 😒
witch: omg caleb please fuck me
caleb: HELL no I already fucked one 🔥🔥🙏
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Caleb

An extremely intelligent guy that's always using long words to explain complex concepts. He criticizes, but if he is your friend, he will never judge you. He can be insensitive at times, but super sweet at other times. He has a beautiful mind and a beautiful soul. He is the type of person you can't help but admire. He is good at understanding people, at seeing their point, at being unbiased, or at least knowing when he is biased. He is really buff, and very dedicated to that which he is interested in. He has very high standards for himself, but doesn't think of himself as a failure when he doesn't get as far as he wants, he just does better the next time. Have I mentioned he's really smart? He can be annoying to people who don't enjoy thinking as a form of entertainment. He has bright, intelligent hazel eyes that make you melt, but they are usually hidden by his glasses. He is talented, but he never sees it, he just sees what he needs to improve. Despite being smarter than most people, he still tries to get along with and understand them. He is the type of person you would be willing to stay in a friendzone for.
Me: You can be a jerk at times
Caleb: What did I do and what needs to be done?
Me: *Swoon's
by Hellawedd13322 January 21, 2022
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Annoying and mean. Dirty minded and thinks he’s the shit when people only like him once every blue moon.
person 1: “have you seen Caleb”
person two: “oh yeah he was talking shit earlier
by s.luvr October 22, 2021
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