When someone rubs or grinds their ass crack on someone or something leaving behind a coffee colored stain that smells and tastes like feces.
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My nigga i could really go for some cawfee right now. *Yo you mean coffee?* Nigga i mean what the fuck i said
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Coffee ?
Tried that last week ..
On the off chance ..
Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..
But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)
This week less options on days ..
A time, a place ?
Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …
My only haunt …
You should know it
Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …
Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..
This optimism will not last… :D
Must of been a good day ..
Coffee ?
Tried that last week ..
On the off chance ..
Kinda like daring fate but on my terms ..
But that can only be in one’s head surely? ;)
This week less options on days ..
A time, a place ?
Lol fine … Thursday morning, maybe 10ish I might grab coffee .. and sit in … briefly …
My only haunt …
You should know it
Oh .. who knows .. maybe I happened to bump into you, I’d offer to buy you one .. or whatever your fancy …
Haha strangely went past the pub and thought hmmm maybe we’d even grab a drink there one day ..
This optimism will not last… :D
Must of been a good day ..
Coffee ..
You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…
I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..
For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..
The kind of things ..
Like as you get to know someone ..
You wanted to know my likes and dislikes .. what makes me angry…
I think if really you and you pay attention you know all this already ..
For you the best bits will be what you don’t know .. surely ..
The kind of things ..
Like as you get to know someone ..
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if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
if you feel like wanting to kill yourself while you dine, or after your 10 hour shift, go to coffee shop.
you work at the the coffee shop at union square?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
yes..
i thought only models worked there?
ummm..
well,i mean, you could be a part time model!
"would you like fries or salad with that?"
"can i sub fruit?"
"no"
::blink::blink::
"we dont do substitutions on brunch"
::blink::blink::
....
"can i have a side of bacon with my eggs?"
"sure for 5 dollars"
..............
(french table)
= no tip.
(ghetto table)
= i asked for my burger well done.
im not tipping you. even though i wasnt going to anyway.. oh and can i have a straw with my water? and lemon
and a pickle and xtra mayo. and crispy bacon. and kool aid? do you have free refils?
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