Cabbagestuffer

Someone who ejaculates inside of cabbages.

That guy is a real cabbagestuffer! Fuck him!

by Krakoa February 1, 2021

Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care August 17, 2021

Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021

cabbageworm

when you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has chlamydia and a few days later your penis turns green

Kostas fucked that skank Samantha while she had chlamydia and now his penis is a cabbageworm

by cabbagewormdawg December 30, 2021

Cabbaged

When a joint breaks and makes the sound of cabbage breaking apart.

I was wrestling with him, caught his ankle and cabbaged his knee.

by Purpledog679 April 7, 2022

Cabbagehead

A stupid fucking idiot.

My BFF Reece is a cabbagehead

by scoff55 July 5, 2023

Baby cabbages

another name for sprouts.

Mum: EAT THE BABY CABBAGES YOU FAT CHILD.

by CDS And Meow April 8, 2016