bum blanket

When one sits on anothers face

John gave Alister a great bum blanket

by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009

bum stunt

Openly pissing in a corner or public area

Did you see that construction worker pulling a bum stunt

by bum69420 March 12, 2017

bum buzzard

1. A bum buzzard is a derogatory term for a predatory homosexual man. Referring to how a buzzard would circle and swoop on it's 'prey' only in this instance the 'prey' being the bottom of another man.

2. General derogatory term used amongst male friends to imply homosexual tendencies.

1. " Check out that big guy over there, I'm telling you he's a fucking bum buzzard."

2. " Shut it and buy us a drink ya fucking bum buzzard."

by Joe 1968 April 07, 2008

Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 06, 2014

bum cringe

When something is so cringeworthy that is makes the cringe run down your spine to your arse.

That was so embarrassing it gave me a bum cringe.

by pinksalamander May 11, 2009

Bum-comfortable

For men or women: When going out in public and not wanting to dress appropriately due to desiring comfort over style and not caring what anyone thinks -- dressing down in one's at-home comfy clothes. Not shaving, etc. Looking like you just woke up, a bum.

Hey, let's go out tonight? Ok! But I'm dressing Bum-comfortable, like it or not!

by Brandon Brando August 27, 2011

Bum licker

Someone that is very annoying and childish

Bro you’re such a bum licker

by Bumlicker123 November 21, 2019