Brainard

The term used for an idiot in political office. He believes Roundabouts are amazing, but they just kill Mexicans. He has a secret love orgy group with Evan Lurie, Jeff Worrell, and Woody Rider. He went to New York in 2011 to have a union with Ron Carter.

THAT DAMN BRAINARD IS SPENDING OUR MONEY ON ANOTHER STATUE...

by MS4C February 8, 2013

brain

blow job; head; oral sex on a male

i.)Freaky Girl by Gucci Mane

"She's a very freaky girl,
She get it from her momma.
First you get her name,
Then you get her number.
Then you get some brain in the front seat of the hummer."

ii.)joey: yo dude. this chick gave me the best brain last night.
billy: who??
joey: i dont even kno.
billy: how hot was she??
joey: about...two and a half.
billy: thats sick!!
joey: naw man. she did it PROPA!!

iii.)bob: oh my god, dont f&^% wit dat chick.
jim: y not?? she sexii as hell.
bob: she give bad brain.
jim: forreal??
bob: yea. the worst.
jim: wat happen'd??
bob: that s&*^ was slobbery as hell.

by Nunya Damnbidness February 17, 2008

Brain

When getting a blowjob, the dick goes so far in it tears the back of the throat and somehow manages to penetrate the brain

Yo dude, this hot chick totally gave me brain the other day! Too bad she died, bro.

by DrFunkenstein April 30, 2010

brain check

-noun
An offered or requested postponement of a thought. Usually due to the influence of mind-altering substances. Or being a moron.

Guy 1 "DUDE ok so last night- "
Guy 2 ".....Last night- what?"
Guy 1 "Shit son, I forgot, I'm gonna have to write you a brain check on that one."

by Rob the Baller February 5, 2008

Brain Job

The act of getting a brain freeze from a slushie, while getting a blow job.

Dude, my girl totally gave me a brain job last night

by Synyster Stallone November 10, 2010

Brain Boner

When you are so intellectually stimulated your brain gets a boner.

You: Did you guys check out my new 3D TV?

Me: Yeah, major brain boner.

Used when describing something that intellectually "turned" you on.

by The Comet March 26, 2011

Brain Text

A girl in your contacts willing to give you head.

Matt: She a booty call?
Peter: Nah, she a brain text.

by A Peter O October 6, 2008