brandon supporter

Someone who hates former vice president Joe Biden.

See also, "Let's go Brandon!" as misreported by NBC.

When Orange Man left office we had peace in the middle east, the strongest border in US history, a miracle vaccine, and an economy ripe for recovery; since he left we've had terrible inflation, a border crisis, a military embarrassment that lost American lives & armed the Taliban with over $80 billion in US armaments, a supply-chain disaster, food shortages, a jab mandate that could cost you your job, and the economy is still shut down over a disease which now has effective treatment. I guess you could say I've become quite the avid Brandon supporter. Let's Go Brandon!

by anon38652 October 5, 2021

Ashley and Brandon

the absolute cutest people so lucky to have each other. flirty and friendly best freinds always. Has each others hearts forever and always.

Awe look at Ashley and Brandon

by atc2535 March 28, 2011

Brandon smith

Taco Bell's number one fan

"Hey do you know Brandon smith?"
"You mean the guy that always eats taco bell?"
"Yeah that's him."

by Mrs.Ryan February 20, 2017

Brandon's Law

"Brandon's Law" is the convention that each individual that consumes a good(s) or service(s) - regardless of whether it constitutes active or passive usage - bears full responsibility of the cost(s) and/or monetary expense(s) associated with consumption of that particular good(s) or service(s). It is attributed to Brandon Patel, undergraduate student and part-time researcher at the Harvard-Smithsonian Center for Astrophysics.

"Because of Brandon's Law, I now have to pay the Recording Industry Association of America (RIAA) the necessary royalties for humming the tune to 'Li'l Jon feat. Ice Cube - Real Nigga Roll Call' during my flight to Los Angeles two months ago."

by Napalm 99 January 18, 2007

Brandon Jaffray

The most gingerest looking cunt in the Highlands.

Mate have you seen my friend he looks well ginger!
Nah fuck off Brandon Jaffray’s hair looks for orange than an actual orange.

by Autistic Asexual From Scotland October 15, 2020

Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

Brandon McCarthy

To smoke a joint whilst perfoming sexual intercourse position 69. This is a nod to recently retired pitcher Brandon McCarthy, whose stat line was 69 wins and an earned run average of 4.20

I got together with Tina and before I knew it she was in bed with me lighting my blunt as I gave her a Brandon McCarthy

by Sandman September 14, 2018