Beautiful Idiot

When your spouse is normally a well spoken person, but says some astronomically dumb shit AND tries to argue their point when you clearly have all the information.

Wife: so Hawaii is where WW2 starts?
Me: yeah.
Wife: ok. After that was the Korean War then Vietnam?
Me: yep.
Wife: the Vietnam war was in China?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in Japan?
Me: the Vietnam war was where?!
Wife: the Vietnam war was in....
Me: uh-uhh.....take your time.
Wife: Vietnam.
Me: there it is, by beautiful idiot.

by TravWilly August 1, 2020

beauty fish

Don't know

Can you find the meaning plz?

Not sure the meaning of the term beauty fish

by Gammaw June 27, 2017

Beauty Beast

A person who has an elevated obsession with makeup to the point where it becomes a fetish. They're willing to make any financial sacrifice to attain cosmetics.

My friend Rose reached her credit limit on her mastercard buying makeup at the mall. What a beauty beast!

by SaphhireRoses999 December 29, 2008

beauty with brains

Namia

Namia is beauty with brains

by Bao16 September 19, 2020

Bolivian Beauty

Gabby Caselman

Wow. That Gabby is one hot chick; guess that's why she's the Bolivian Beauty.

by ahhRealMonsters January 3, 2014

simple beauty

How a nice hot girl describes an uglier and usually larger girl

Guy: "She's pretty ugly"
Nice hot girl: "No, she's a simple beauty!"

by jerkstore7373728281 January 17, 2014

beauty-napalmed

If you have ever had the privilege to undress a redhead and be overwhelmed by her perfect milk white skin, her skyline of freckles, her fiery red hair and character, and her sexual scent. from that moment you lose interest for all other types of women and you will start feeling an irresistible attraction to natural redheads everywhere as if you really lost your soul to her.

Man, I have been beauty-napalmed by that hot redhead last night.

by Knammelewielie June 25, 2018