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Bacon censored

When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.
“I was heading downstairs and just as I peeled the g-banger off, she bacon censored me”
by modernphrases June 6, 2023
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Bacon Thief

when one steals as much bacon as he can from a cheap store and proceeds to fuck it with its small penis.
"Where did all our bacon go?"

"must've been the Bacon Thief."
by maeskyzie November 7, 2023
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Bacon Principle

A woman’s rating out of 10 due to the Bacon Principle. The farther right her beliefs, the farther up her score goes. The farther left, the lower it goes.
I thought Emily was hot until I found out she was pro-choice, and after the Bacon Principle she’s a 6!
by Gutfoxx December 1, 2020
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bag of bacon

I just gotta leave this place with a big bag of bacon. Stupid horse
by ☝️ September 21, 2021
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Knuckle Bacon

The outer lip of the vagina that is a reddish color
That girl was so nasty , she had wicked Knuckle Bacon
by HotCosby05 October 17, 2021
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Bacon Boi

Bacon Boi is the Kaisers right hand in Jebendia.
Once called Baconator,a long time ago.
Chill lad who is relatable most of the time.
Bacon Boi:FUCK WHY DID I PLANT THE ANCIENT SEED IN FALL
Everyone: Haha idiot,ancient seed go brrrr
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Big Bacon

A corporate conspiracy of pig farmers whose tentacles of influence extend into politics, Hollywood, and the media. As founding members of ALEC, Big Bacon frequently sponsors pro-bacon legislation and are rumoured to have been involved in the Kennedy assassination.
"Big Bacon donated $3m to the Trump superpac"
by mcgruffallo July 24, 2021
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