Definitions by modernphrases
cabicomits
a cyclical hiccup-vomit hybrid that strikes one while in a cab, usually on the way home after a big night. When extruded outside the cab, there is no extra charge
got hit by the cabicomits last night, the driver was pretty good about it so gave him a tip, which no doubt he’ll use to clean the car
cabicomits by modernphrases July 28, 2026
Bacon censored
When a chick turns the lights out just as you are about to go down on her, usually a sign of lacking confidence in the appearance of her labia and vulva. May also be an act of denying visual appreciation of the meal, either so the taste is heightened or in an effort to make sure you come back again later in the hope you can sneak a peek.
Bacon censored by modernphrases June 6, 2023