Aftersquiff

The state of affairs after a large, drug-fuelled, squiffy night.

"There are cigarette butts and empty cans everywhere!"
"Yeah man, this is a pretty crazy aftersquiff..."

by antislime October 9, 2016

after-virgin

a man who hasn't had sex in over 15 years, and has returned to his pre-sex state where he's back to masturbating to asian ass porn 7 times a day in the back of his closet. This is mostly found among middle aged men such as single dads and just guys who are really really fugly.

Dad, I swear to god you gotta get laid. You're starting to act like an after-virgin. Dad? Dad, get the fuck out of my closet!!

by Roberta Paulsen August 10, 2016

Afterblast

Toward the end of your weed high when you but a big fat hognut of grizzly or Copenhagen and feel the wonders of nicotine while high

I just smoked and threw in the fattest hognut of copenhagen dude..... this shit is afterblast

by k00nt0wn June 1, 2016

after baked

Waking up after a strong smoke sesh, still baked.

"I'm so after baked right now..."
"I know you were baking on high all night"

by medicine.witch October 26, 2016

afterhonk

When you in the parking lot and you accidentally hit the lock button for your sweet ass ride twice and to sweet ass ride then honks, someone else lurking in the parking lot might try to afterhonk yo ass. And then you can't be a bitch you gotta afterhonk em right back. An afterhonking episode could possibly last for hour if neither afterhonker is a bitch.

Me: Whoops I accidentally honked my horn on my 'Rolla in the Adult Video Megaplex parking lot.

(honk)
Me: Aw hell no I didn't just get afterhonked. You know imma afterhonk em right back.

by UbiquitousNads March 6, 2017

After-Ass

When you eat or drink something that tastes good at first but then tastes like ass right after.

Ex 1.

Moiz: "This juice is good at first but then shitty afterwards .

Zach: "Dude, you've got a serious case of after-ass."

Ex 2.

"I ate this chick's ass and at the time it tasted good, but then I started tasting that after-ass when I was done"

by Ice Hitted Onyu April 17, 2017

Aftercorn

The act of dipping a nearly eaten corn cob in ketchup then eating sed ketchup to ingest all of the remaining corn residue.

Tbone enjoys a good Aftercorn now and again.

by Dr. Hambone June 19, 2017