Kid: Dad, you are satan.
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
Dad: Whaaat? Don't call me that!
Kid: Satan punishes the bad, so that makes you good!
Dad: *thinks "oh thank god"* Aww that was a good one!
by Lemon39 November 3, 2020
Get the Satanmug. 
Jim thought giving Mary Satan's Wet Sock would be the end of the date, but was surprised when she wanted more
by Lyonsabdtigersandbears February 27, 2023
Get the Satan's Wet Sockmug. by GoodVsEvil September 17, 2021
Get the Satanmug. by Satans Daffodil June 17, 2015
Get the satan's cocktailmug. Saint Nicholas' sinister colleague, whose task is to deliver appropriate gifts to the less-than-good girls and boys on Christmas eve.
He awakened to the sound of a Harley landing on the roof - right on time - and man, had he prepared his list in hopes of a visit from Satan Nicholas. In an hour he'd run downstairs and find a Chucky doll, gift certificates to Tattoos-R-Us, the Vape store, and Murder-and-Mayhem Video Games. It pays to be bad, he mused. And next year he'd be worse.
by Monkey's Dad December 5, 2023
Get the Satan Nicholasmug. Guys.... Ladies?! Me too! W3 L0ve us. Heavens No Hell yeah! Bloodhounds sure. CAPTAIN ADMIRAL Both Both Both Both Both Both Both Both x8 it up/down Both wait....
by Im_a_real_boy! February 17, 2025
Get the The Lord nobody Poof/boof (both) SATANicmug.