sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
by squatfucker420 January 30, 2017
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liver candy

A substance you give your liver to make it happy when it's mad at you for drinking so much.
"I got drunk as hell last night, but it's alright because I ate some liver candy"
by mateo rodriguez June 21, 2006
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Fart candy

A type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. Used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole class in school.
It can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect.
That fart candy joke was really funny.
by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010
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candy boy

A very effeminante male, a cross dresser a perversion of male nature used in a deragatory fashion, unless used by other candy boys in witch case it then becomes a term of endearment
by inkweaver May 20, 2014
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candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher
That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda
by Octopod November 08, 2003
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Candy Ass

She's a real candy ass
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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Candy Crush

When you felt sudden weakness while sexercising opps sorry Exercising.
Me: I need sugar ASAP.

Candy crush/Hypoglycemia that is.
by 😊r bun DICK tio nery😊 August 07, 2020
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