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Fart candy

A type of candy that makes you fart and keep farting. Used as a joke that you can get on someone else or eat yourself and desturb a whole class in school.
It can be found in some novalty catallogs and on the net ect.
That fart candy joke was really funny.
by Deep blue 2012 February 13, 2010
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sucking candy

when she sucks your fingers because she is so drunk and cant find your dick
last night mary was so drunk she couldnt even find my dick so my fingers were some good sucking candy
by squatfucker420 January 29, 2017
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candy boy

A very effeminante male, a cross dresser a perversion of male nature used in a deragatory fashion, unless used by other candy boys in witch case it then becomes a term of endearment
by inkweaver May 19, 2014
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candy ass

Coward, chicken, pussy, effete cookie-pusher
That candy ass not only wouldn't go to Iraq, he wouldn't go east of Sepulveda
by Octopod November 7, 2003
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Candy Ass

She's a real candy ass
by Anonymous September 15, 2003
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Life Candy

Derived from Eye Candy ( a guy who is good for nothing else but is extremely attractive so is a lot of fun to just stare at.)

Life Candy is when a guy not only is incredibly attractive to the point where any girl would jump him if only they were asked, he is also charming, very intelligent and an altogether nice person.

The only problem with someone who is referred to as Life Candy is that they generally know that this is what they are and therefore have incredibly high standards.

They also usually have a high number of bimbo followers who make it even harder to get their attention.

Synonyms: Prince-Charming, Perfection
Antonyms: Douche-bags, Assholes, Ugly People, People who cannot spell.
an Example of Life Candy is Prince Charming from every Fairy Tale girls were read as children.
by annabellerain April 24, 2011
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Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.
Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.
by RolandTR808 November 2, 2018
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