Your mom

A prostitute at a cheap price.

Steve: Yo lets go pick up a hooker

Phil: Why not your mom? She is only 15 cents per hour.

by ReturningMaul February 17, 2010

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Your Truth

Your Truth a concept that is completely subjective and based entirely on individual perception or emotion without grounds in fact, it is used exclusively by the people who want to prosecute people for wrong think by using emotion rather than fact by changing the legal system to guilt by accusation alone with the burden of proof on the accused rather than the prosecution.

"State Your Truth and have Goody Proctor executed for witch craft because she didn't agree with you on everything"

by KolchakTheNightStalker January 6, 2023

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In Your Chest

When a homie takes something too literally and actually gets offended. They will act like they're not upset but their mood and demeanor completely changes.

Bro I was just fucking joking I don't know why you're in your chest.

by Keemmcmeme November 1, 2022

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Your name

No one cares what your name means here. We already have dumb zodiac signs as is.

Your name means nothing here. We make up sh*t already.

by Jaded Wolf November 23, 2021

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your momming

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian sporadically.

Bill: What are you doing?

John: Your mom.

Bill: No seriously?

John: Your mom.

Bill: It's not funny!

John: Your mom is not funny.

Bill: Stop it!

John: That's what your mom said.

Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!

(Tim walks in)

Tim: What happened?

Bill: Your mom.

Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!

PWND!

Bill: I love your momming

by fort awesome November 14, 2010

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