Woke is a badge of self-proclaimed social consciousness worn by those who equate awareness with action. They hold a finely tuned radar for detecting microaggressions and a bullhorn for amplifying them, all while blissfully overlooking any inconsistencies in their own performative activism. Think virtue signaling on steroids, with a side dish of moral superiority.
by Judgemental Goat April 6, 2024
Get the Wokemug. 
Person A: "Oh my god, people are wearing pronoun pins at work, and they're allowing it! My workplace has become so woke.
Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."
Person B: "That's not the insult you think it is."
by Mondfeuer November 19, 2022
Get the Wokemug. The ideal of being a pussy ass bitch. Usually accompanied by being offended easily and having a vag.
by Itstimebaby March 12, 2023
Get the Wokemug. Someone who spends hours a day browsing online for things that they can claim are "offensive", mostly so the "woke scout" can insult the uploader of said content and feel relevant. "Woke scout"s will use phrases such as "Be better.", assuming they are of some relevant high order.
Woke scout:"Why are you playing Super Mario? That's discrimination and racist. Be better."
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
Nomral people: *roll eyes*
by Based Fiend August 10, 2024
Get the woke scoutmug. A faggot
Woke : what you said was very offensive, stop mansplaining us!, KILL ALL MEN!
P2: I just liked your shoes bruh
P2: I just liked your shoes bruh
by Madladwhosvlad December 7, 2022
Get the Wokemug.